I’d like to share with you a revelation, I’ve had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species that I realized you aren’t actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with its surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply, and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we…are the cure.
Archive for June, 2006
The Death of a Bachelor
Posted by kovaiputhalvan on June 28, 2006
Another late night at work.
An atavistic throwback to my Bachelor days.
Somehow staying late at work doesn’t feel so good anymore. Neither does going back to a house that needs cleaning in a big way.
I guess my age is showing.
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Why?
Posted by kovaiputhalvan on June 26, 2006
Why are programmers non-productive?
Because their time is wasted in meetings.
Why are programmers rebellious?
Because the management interferes too much.
Why are the programmers resigning one by one?
Because they are burnt out.
Having worked for poor management, they no longer value their jobs.
- Geoffrey James, The Tao of Programming
Zen Disciple: Master, why do you always beat me on the head with a stick when I ask you a question?
Zen Master: beats disciple on head with stick
Agent Smith: Why, Mr. Anderson? Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you’re fighting for something? For more than just your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson. Vagaries of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson. You must know it by now. You can’t win. It’s pointless to keep fighting. Why, Mr. Anderson? Why?! Why do you persist!?
Neo: Because I choose to.
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Broken Teeth – and much else.
Posted by kovaiputhalvan on June 26, 2006
When life kicks you in the teeth, don’t look it in the face
- Old Jungle Saying.
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